Jokes

  • A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, “I know, I’ll solve it with threads!”. has Now problems. two he
  • A programmer had a problem. He thought “I know, I’ll create an API”. Now everybody has a problem.
  • A programmer had a problem. He said “I know, I’ll make a solution.” //TODO
  • Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
  • A programmer gets a phone call from his wife on the way home. “While you’re out, buy some milk.” He never returns.

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